Tyler: [...] my rap name if I ever need one: Rockodile
me: hahaha
Tyler: not really a rap name, more a cool kid nickname
me: rockodile probably leads a band of post-apocalyptic kids who scour the lands in search of water and precious taconite (the only thing with any real value). they drive around in an overhauled fire engine.
Tyler: awesome! awesome!
me: make that an overhauled fire engine that has sand powered weapons
Tyler: ooo I like that better. ‘there’s so much sand in this desert land!’
me: [title sequence]
Tyler: what’s your name?
me: flick. i’m good with machinery
Tyler: awesome. rockodile and flick. that sounds like a great thing
me: but my older brother died at the hands of the evil dictator that only rose to power because he ensvaled everyone. no one knows why rockadile hunts the evil lord callon. but here’s the twist…
HE’S YOUR DAD!
Tyler: oh no oh no! I knew it! I knew it so much!