butch roy: I hate being shocked more than most things.
troy: i hate button mushrooms. it feels like your biting into little, wet, baby toes.
butch roy: mmm… baby toes.
troy: that’s gross. imagine actually eating a child’s toes.
butch roy: I am. I mean, I’m eating them. Right now. With mushrooms.
troy: question – how are you keeping the child from crawling off the table?
butch roy: threats of worse. and nails. not threats of nails.
troy: i gathered

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