there was a girlfriend i had in high school. we’ll call her GIRL.

girl and i dated on and off for about a year and a half. opinions changed, hairstyles differed, wtc happened; but the one thing that planted itself as a constant (at an age where your life goals change with the moon cycles) was that watching Jurrasic Park was the indicator that we wanted to make out.

i’m not sure what was the catalyst, if Jurrasic Park caused the effect of making out or vice versa, but it soon went hand in hand. if girl put the movie on, i knew she was in the mood. if i suggested putting the movie on, she was ready to recieve some make out.

how fucked up is that?! it’s a film about science causing irrepricalble damage to the lives of many people and it stands as a warning that science can easily go too far. yet, we got frisky because of it.

whatever. congratulations steven. you made Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Minority Report, and Jaws. anything other than that was a bonus.