so, yeah. this is such a blog thing to do… “i haven’t written anything in so long! well, i swear i’ll write more.”

we all know that’s bullshit.

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i’ve acknowledged my inner demons and have come to the conclusion that i am a facebook asshole.

at no point while i’m on facebook am i checking to see what your status is, what you’ve been up to, or what new picture album you’ve uploaded contains. it’s not that i don’t care about these things, it’s just that i a) have my own shit going on, and b) would much rather hear about them in person.

plus, i enjoy anonymity to a great degree. notice the status updates are a bit vague when compared to “heading here now for this” or “did this and here’s what i think about it.”

and this may sound like a falsity coming from someone who performs in front of people regularly. but, rest assured, it’s not.

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i went to this place called ‘Sea Salt’ near the falls a few weeks ago. it was totally overpriced, but had a really great atmosphere.

i recommend.

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i have a webcam now. here is proof.

confused by technology

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so, dig this: there is a hidden beach in Minneapolis called Hidden Beach. the perks of being out of the way are many, including, but not limited to

1. it’s hidden
2. the bottom is pure sand
3. lifeguards
4. easy parking

the best perk: A MUD PIT.

not some little bucket full of wet potting soil. this is a full on mud pit with dead animals at the bottom and everything.* and the best part is that it washes right out. you know, cause of the lake being right there and all.

amazing.

*probably no dead animals, but it is a full on mud pit.