i arrived at work about an hour ago, and just spilled a healthy serving of water directly onto my crotch. nay, disinfectant juice from a clorox wipes container. aside from looking like i just pissed myself, my crotch is going to smell like a clean bathroom all day. good or bad? you decide.

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fall is drawing delightfully close. i have to get my awesome hobo gloves out of storage. and winter should make interesting commute once i get clips (clip-shoes aren’t exactly warm). Read more »

the wheel – really helped things along
sharpened blade – essential to dining
antiseptics – pretty important

google reader – fucking incredible

i’ve never really seen myself as a pioneer of technology, so it comes as no surprise that it’s taken me this long to figure out that i don’t need to surf the internet anymore. i can just bring what i want to me. i spent about 2 hours of work time organizing things and ended up saying “up yours” to long, complicated urls. troy flies solo from here on out. Read more »