Aric: At least Android is getting a foothold.
me: owning one, i agree. it’s super
Aric: You and Corey. You guys should date.
me: we are
Aric: Oh. You should marry.
me: we are
Aric: Oh. You should have a baby.
me: we have a third one on the way
Aric: Oh. You should have an affair.
me: that’s how we got into this mess!
Aric: hey oh!

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butch roy: I hate being shocked more than most things.
troy: i hate button mushrooms. it feels like your biting into little, wet, baby toes.
butch roy: mmm… baby toes.
troy: that’s gross. imagine actually eating a child’s toes.
butch roy: I am. I mean, I’m eating them. Right now. With mushrooms.
troy: question – how are you keeping the child from crawling off the table?
butch roy: threats of worse. and nails. not threats of nails.
troy: i gathered

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troy: where, pray tell, are you going to find this unforgivably hot girl?
Nels: auditions! they would have to be hot, and also able to dance well.
troy: so you’d essentially have a parade of attractive girls march in, be hot, then dance?
Nels: wow… this idea is getting better all the time.

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troy: how did last night go?
mike fotis: I thought it went very well. Not perfect, but well.
troy: stellar. i’m hoping to see it in december
mike fotis: That’ll be a good month to see it. By then it should have aged very well.
troy: like wine… or a woman’s touch
mike fotis: Or a wise professor.
troy: or a cookie sheet
mike fotis: Or a mutual bond! Hey-o!

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Tyler: [...] my rap name if I ever need one: Rockodile
me: hahaha
Tyler: not really a rap name, more a cool kid nickname
me: rockodile probably leads a band of post-apocalyptic kids who scour the lands in search of water and precious taconite (the only thing with any real value). they drive around in an overhauled fire engine.
Tyler: awesome! awesome!
me: make that an overhauled fire engine that has sand powered weapons
Tyler: ooo I like that better. ‘there’s so much sand in this desert land!’
me: [title sequence]
Tyler: what’s your name?
me: flick. i’m good with machinery
Tyler: awesome. rockodile and flick. that sounds like a great thing
me: but my older brother died at the hands of the evil dictator that only rose to power because he ensvaled everyone. no one knows why rockadile hunts the evil lord callon. but here’s the twist…
HE’S YOUR DAD!
Tyler: oh no oh no! I knew it! I knew it so much!