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everyone, meet Dotty. Dotty, meet everyone.

an evil hell-beast with a thirst for blood

Dotty made her presence known about two weeks ago when she chewed through the foam blocking off the exposed part of the window that wasn’t being taken up by my air conditioner. is was four inches of solid foam. like the shit you see on the walls of recording studios. Read more »

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here are some common misspellings of my name, by me:

  • trot
  • topy
  • trophy
  • tory
  • toyr
  • kahn

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so, the dark knight is being released in theaters this friday. i myself will be joined by rita b and justin h and tyler s in the midnight screening at the lagoon landmark theater. excited is the best term for what i’m feeling. it certainly doesn’t reach the boil of can’t-wait-ness i had preceding the first and second spider-man films (the third was, in all honesty, a disaster), but i’m still looking forward to the caped crusader’s return. Read more »